*why do witches use brooms for flying?
Because vacuum clearners are too heavy!
*what does a farmer use to count his cows?
*why does a tomato want to run?
To ketchup (catch up)
*where do you go when you loose your hand?
A second-hand shop
*why is a man still laughing although a fierce dog is biting him?
Because the dog has no teeth
*what do you call a rabbit thats wants to go to the Hogwarts school?
*how do you make milk shake?
Give it a good scare!
*what has an eye but cannot see?
*why did the witch do with the sand?
She make a sand-witch